Winnipeg Jets Doppelgangers: Look-A-Likes PART II
We are back with 5 more Winnipeg Jets player celebrity comparisons. This time we find doppelgangers for Barron, Stanley, Rittich, Lucius, and Schmidt.
Well, we’re back Winnipeg Jets fans. The first iteration of this idea was fun, and fairly well received – so why not fall prey to the disease of more.
Here are 5 more Winnipeg Jets look-a-likes for your consideration:
Morgan Barron and Eddie Cahill
Look-a-like rating (out of 10): My ratings in Part I were notably self-serving, so let’s give this a realistic 7.
Summary: Morgan Barron could have been the stand-in for Rachel’s boyfriend “Tag” (Eddie Cahill) in the hit sitcom, Friends. A younger Cahill (complete with his thick locks) bore a striking resemblance to Morgan, but let’s wish cast Barron’s career to have a bit more relevance.
Other Similarities: Tag and Barron both play complimentary roles, and both have been hurt – one physically and the other emotionally.
On Barron: His return from injury has given the Jets a much needed boost. Against the Avalanche, he drew the enviable spot next to Connor and PLD and acquitted himself nicely. The Jets have assembled a nice mix of grit and skill on their bottom 6 forward pairings, so it’s nice to have him back after “being on a break”.
Logan Stanley and Josh Ramsay
Look-a-like rating (out of 10): At the risk of falling back into self-aggrandization, this feels like a solid 9.
Summary: Does anyone remember “Marianas Trench”, the pop rock band from Vancouver? Well, their lead singer Josh Ramsay is a dead ringer for our very own Logan Stanley. By all accounts, Stanley is more of a Hip-Hop fan, but I’m sure these Canadian lads could bond over some tall boys.
Other Similarities: Josh Ramsay is listed as 6’2″ which is the rock star equivalent of being a 6’7″ hockey player. Reach for the stars you two.
On Stanley: The Jets were 2-3 with Stanley in the lineup and have gone 12-3-1 in his absence. It is specious reasoning to assume causation, but a compelling stat nonetheless
David Rittich and Mark Duplass
Look-a-like rating (out of 10): This is a 7 as well.
Summary: I won’t blame you if you vaguely recognize Mark Duplass, but can’t quite put your finger on where you have seen him before. He is a writer, actor and producer. If you watched “The Morning Show”, two things are true: (i) you have horrible taste in TV; and (ii) he plays “Charlie” opposite Jennifer Aniston. I also won’t blame you if you don’t recognize David Rittich. He can be found on the end of the bench.
Other Similarities: Both are very forgettable, with faces you wouldn’t attribute to an actor or a professional athlete.
On Rittich: Jokes aside, Rittich has played well in limited minutes. If the Jets want to make a playoff run, they would be advised to give Hellebuyck a bit more rest, and let Rittich shoulder more of the goaltending burden.
Chaz Lucius and Robert Pattinson
Look-a-like rating (out of 10): We are on a roll with 7’s, so like in Craps, lets keep it rolling.
Summary: I like the name Chaz better than “Robin” so perhaps there is a sidekick role in Chaz’s future. These two have a distinct look with a dreamy aesthetic. Let’s hope that Chaz grows into a Batman-like role.
Other Similarities: Pattison rose to fame playing a vampire and Lucius’ game has teeth. You came for hockey analysis, but got vampire puns instead – my apologies.
On Lucius: Chaz has 2 goals and 3 assists with the Manitoba Moose, and is off to a slow start having been hampered with injuries. He is still a terrific prospect, but his injury history is a growing concern.
Nate Schmidt and Vern Troyer
Look-a-like rating (out of 10): This one is just for fun.
Summary: Look, I am aware that using Mini Me in any comparison is silly, and a tad irresponsible. That said, they both do have magnetic smiles and a distinctive look. I’ll refrain from calling them clones. Truthfully I just wanted to bring attention to Schmidt’s hat in the above photo.
Other Similarities: No low-hanging fruit to pluck here.
On Schmidt: I don’t think it gets mentioned enough that Nate went undrafted, and was claimed by the Capitals in 2013. Its a remarkable achievement, and his play this year has been solid. Hats off to you Nate.
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